I should have told you before and now it’s too late
“Ah, Perry the platypus!”
“What an unexpected -“
“WAIT, WAIT, WAIT!”
“You’re trapped!”
“By societal convention!”
“Look! We’re in a fine dining environment. Everyone knows not to throw a scene in a fancy restaurant!”
“That’s right. You’re trapped. Sit down.”
This show is fucking brilliant.
did everyone else read that in his voice
(via laughcentre)
Being up at 4-5 am is like loading in a level but the textures haven’t loaded all the way through yet.
i like this text post a lot because it’s a comparison between two extremely different styles of humor despite it, effectively, being the same joke
(via comparingmeerkats)
